Monday, April 27, 2009

soo. .. school aye?

So, theres school tomorrow. HSC. Assessments. Study notes.

Stockings.
Oh yeah. those navy ink babies are back.
And i swear to god liana is hilarious. This is what she has to say about her and stockings:


OsamaBenita dont make me go back there says:
i like them cause it means i dont gotta shave
Liana says:
LOLLL
Liana says:
i hardly ever need to shave
Liana says:
i havnt all holidays
Liana says:
i'll show i tomorrow theres still nothing there
Liana says:
im like those hairless rats

ROOFL
I swear i love you ewwy rofl.







SCHHOOLLH R@H)(HROWHR()*Y%H_Y!_YE_!(E!R@E!


I think i need to kill myself.
Ciao my loves.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Ok, i don't knwo who i managed to do this but,
I am somehow, following my own blog ^o).

If you check out my followers and go to the first person with no face, it says "Benita". I dont know how I did it. Srzly brew.
My mum just came and slammed the door rofl. I love my mum but she hates me atm cause i woke her up by showering.


I have my first driving lesson tomorrow, and yes, I am scared, not of driving, but of my instructor. Hes Italian and I bet hes creepy. Creepy italian, teaching me how to drive -_-. Im totally fucked.

And im having a spaz attack cause school is coming up and there is so much shit i need to do like study for religion. I hate religion. and my teacher. and im a dumb arse cause i forgot to go to my interviews rooofl.

I just re-read everything i wrote and ir ealized i sound like a fuckign dickhead who writes pointless shit on the internet cause they have no life. I have become Ivana, its official.
:P


We love our bread,
we love our butter,
but most of all
we love eachother


Nightfools xx.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Ivana is late.

Mmm hmm. True story.
I lag at this and now im making two friggin blogs in one day but i felt the need to talk about the awesome time i had with Jojo and Ivs in the City.
The day began with Joanna scaring me out of catching metrolink by telling me about povo people and rapists. So i caught t-way, and we magically synced busses.
But it was funny cause i had to kick her to get her attention hehe.
The bus drives off all tra la la la la and we get to livo. Ivana isnt there, its ok though, she still has 2 minute. tra la la la la. .. .9:00am Hmm, Ivanas not here yet.

9:02 - nup shes not here.
. .
. .
. .
9:10 - Ivana arrives

Joanna&Benita: YOURE LATE! LIAR
Ivana: IM NOT LATE!

Thent he day got funny cause Joanna talked about how i met your mother which is lol. Barney and that other guy followed girls to Philadelphia.

PHILLLLLLAAAYYY!
. . . phillayy. . .


Then i hit my hea don the fucking train window. Then Ivana chased pigeons. Then i chased a pigeon. Then we had Maccas breakfast. Then we went to caps and market city. Then Ivana got us lost. Then Joanna saved us from evil Ivana. Then me and Jo bagged out Ivana (we love her, we swear). Then me and Ivana bought new shiny bras.
Then we went home.
For more interesting (and entertaining) recounts of that day, visit Joanna's blog.
ya poof.
I la-la- love Jojo and Ivaaay <3

The Suicide Club

Now, before you go and start judging, this book that I am about to reccomend to everyone is not totally about Suicide, even thought its called the Suicide Club, by Rhys Thompson, or something like that.

But yeah, as all you fools who know me would know, i read to much. Its unhealthy.

These are the books i bought these holidays:

The Power of One by Bryce Courtenay
Tandia by Bryce Courtenay
Matthew Flinder's Cat by Bryce Courtenay
Solomon's Song by Bryce Courtenay
The Secret Garden
Nightshade by Kim Wilkins
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
1) The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones by Cassandra Clare
2) The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare
3) The Mortal Instruments: City of Glass by Cassandra Clare
Confessor by Terry Goodkind
Tomorrow, when the war began by John Marsden


Yeah. Im a freak. I read all of those.
and now i have an ancient history essay to write, religion notes to study, lstd notes to type up, work to go to tonight, and I still have to watch the last two Godfather movies.

I dont think i can cope anymore. I think of studying and i feel the need to throw up.


I want to start a bookclub. Where people can lend me books, and I can lend them books.
Or maybe ill start a Suicide Club like the dickheads in the book. Friggin ostracized emoss :D.

I wish my blogs could sound like Liana's all philospohical. But i don't listen to Jack Johnson. Hmm. Maybe hes the secret?

Work better be good tonight. Last night was shit. Josh is as annoying as a really annoying thing.
I don't know how Ivana is managing to study. I think i should clean out the shed or play with my cat. I take Snowball for granted aye. I rarley rub his tummy anymore (he isnt lucky) or scratch behind his ears. But hes an awesome pet, he is never angry or upset with me, no matter what ive done wrong or how shit my grades are. And when im sick or hungover he knows to be quiet and let me pet him. I should feed him more, make him chubby. He would be so cute if he was chubby.

OH AND WILLIAM ! I FYOU READ THIS
I HAVE YOUR XMAS PRESEENTT !

Monday, April 13, 2009

yeah. im bored.

I guess thats why i made this blog thingy, despite the fact that everyone else was making one, is that i wanted something to help get rid of boredom.

I can tell you now that this blog fails, because i am writing it and feeling as bored as hell.

ivana is making a chocolate milkshake.

My stomach hurts.
I dont know why i bother with this shit.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

HAPPY EASTER

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

I GOT TO EAT RAISIN TOAST

NOM NOM NOM NOM ! ! !



:D :D ! ! !

And i get to wear a pretty dress tonight !!

Happy Easterr my little babies i love you all !

Rah rah rah; Yah mum

I havent blogged in ages. I bet all you pissheads are happy about that AYE!

well; here be my life for the past few days.

On Thursday, i had that eventful and very shit math test.
yuk. fucking two way tables.
and it was on this day that i discovered that .. . .
I FORGOT TO GO TO MY INTERVIEWS ! LOL
seriously, i pissed my pants when i found out.
Box head is gonna be an asshooleee.

Friday; Good Friday!
I went to the cemetary to see mah daddy :):)
(L)(L)
There were birds everywhere and it was real pretty. I think id live there if it werent for all the dead people everywhere.

Today;
i bludged. I watched sex and the city and will and grace and drank up and go and read wuthering heights and went on the treadmill and had a shower. It was an awesome day. And tomorrow is easter =), so i gots to wrap all the easter eggs tonight.
And OMG, i finally get to eat bread tomorrow.
Cause im a dickhead who gave it up for lent =_=.

AND IM SO JEALOUS CAUSE
Ivana and nina and joanna are at MSI tonight. I wanna be at MSI =(.
And i finally got to take the bandage off my wrist so now i dont look like a ridiculous emo who gouged myself with scissors (Y)(H).

Anyways, thats all for now.
Bet your all glad that mine arent as long and meaningless as Ivanas :P.



I hope to God she doesnt read this hehe.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Ow !

Ow. I just walked into a wall.

The day Nina and Ivana broke Benita's hip.

Hello and welcome, my dedicated fans.



UP THE PANTHERS !
42 - 22 !
WOO !

After much consideration and deliberation - i.e. i read Ivana's blogspot and got jealous - I decided to create my own blog spot. Mwa :). It seems like a lovley way to rant and tell everyone everything and think that everyone is actually reading the shit that my fingers seem to be typing. bastard fingers.

So to begin my first blog, i shall tell you all about this day, when Ivana and Nina broke (bruised) my hip :).

There we were, at Bring it on. I was rather excited as our little trio literally squeezed into a cart on the Cha Cha and we were ofcourse seated in order according to weight, me being the lightest. So off the cha cha went. .. . cha chaing? But then we realised that, oh fuck, I was on the wrong side on the cart. The combined weight of Ivana and Nina CRUSHED INTO MY HIP ! Udner my orders, they are now dieting :).

And ig ot to hug that special boy that i hate so much but is sooo pretty. Boy (L).

And i also got to enjoy the phenomenom of mini pancakes ! I will not rest in peace until i have somehow procured a mini pancake cooker !

And for my dear friend Joanna, i bashed that boy for you ;).

Today is also Cindy's Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDY SWEETIE ! BUY ME ALCHIEE !

Im bored now, and im pissed off since people keep pulling out of Terrigal. We only have now. I might die. To subdue the boredom until Shawshank Redemption starts at 8:30, i think i might read Charlie and the Chocolate factory. I haven't read it in a while and i like books. You will often catch me bitching about some author.

And Bozz, stop baggin out Ivana's blogs.

kthnxbye.
(L)