RIP <3

NELSON DAVID FAUL
24/01/92 - 27/12/09
"Life is what you make of it"

Today, the world has lost a star. Today, Nelson David Faul decided to take his own life.

Already, the world seems that little bit more darker, a little bit more bleak. A little bit more worthless. I'll never forget the memories I got to have with you, though I wish i had more. I only knew you for about two years, but thats all the time i needed to figure out how wonderful, smart, funny, talented and how much of a great person you were<3

You were meant for great things, you had every option for your future available to you. You were so talented that it was unbelievable. I wish you could have stayed here on Earth just a little bit longer. But this is what you wanted, and thats a consellation, that at least now you're happy and at peace.

I've only got a few memories of you. I'll never forget the breaks i had with you at work. You were so funny and kind, asking me if I wanted anything and us laughing at your school ID card which was so dorky haha. Oh my god, hahah, you were my scream teacher! You promised to teach me how to do all that scream/growl shit. You were so funny, you were like "it feels like you're chucking a shit!" LOL ! and that time we were bitching about Dylan, and you were like "Omg please tell me you didn't fuck him!" that was pretty mad too =].

More than anything, my heart goes out to your family. Your parents, your brothers Matthew and Nicholas, as well as your sister Samantha. God, I can't imagine what state they are in. I just want to say to them, i'm so, so, sorry for your loss, and I wish i could somehow help. And to all your friends, whats happened is such a tragedy, but be strong.

Its sad though, knowing that when I walk into McDonalds, he wont be working in the back area. It hurts to think how when I go to a gig, Pray for death wont be on the list, and Nelson won't be there to shit on other bands with his talent. It all hurts.

I'll never forget you.
I'll miss you, Nelson David Faul.
See you on the other side <3>

That boys a monster . . .

HE ATE MY HEART
i love that girl

HE ATE MY HEART

i wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell ♥

A few days ago, I bought Lady Gaga's limited edition copy of 'The Fame Monster'. Truly, it was the best money I think i have ever spent. It's so unbelievable how she can still manage to come up with new tunes and melodies. Though she sometimes writes about the same thing, she always manages to do it in a different way, a way in which you can connect with on an individual level. It's not like you have to be Lady Gaga, to understand what she's talking about. Afterall, who hasn't suffered things like heart ache or constant annoying telephone calls?

So, after listening to The Fame Monster during every waking moment, I have specifically fallen in love with the track, 'monster'. I'm not sure if its the lyrics, or the way that the song uses imagery of a monster as a metaphor for a man, but I love it. Not only is it a good song, but its sort of true. Boys are monsters, and appropriatley, Gaga uses the line 'he ate my heart'. She's got it spot on. Thats exactly what it feels like when you like a guy or are having romantic problems or whatever. It feels like he ate your heart. Asshole.

Fuck this thing sounds like an english essay . . . shudder.

ok, whatever.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !
i dont know about you, but I had a pretty mad christmas at my aunties house. Us Assyrians go off. Before anyone asks, NO, we do NOT blow up shit to celebrate the birth of Jesus.

But we've though about it ;).
Basically my Christmas was all about presents, family and a shit load of food. Predominatly meat. YUM ! Sadly, Christmas will be over in 1 hour and 42 minutes. . .

I'm gonna go enjoy the rest of it <3
love you all <3

you're a shining star

. . .
i got a roller shutter on my window today.
. . .
dont know what im really meant to use it for. The sun doesn't shine into my room, so its not useful for that. I can't put pics on it or anything. It has this mad twisty knob thingy though.

I guess it would be useful to keep out any unwanted visitors. Like rapists and pedos.

Yay im going dinner tonight, with Ivana. I haven't done that in ages, and tbh, i kinda miss her. More than that though i miss hanging with everyone else. I haven't really been out much since schoolies. Apparently I have a bad attitude and i need to be incapacitated. I hope that Deni gets to come. That would be fun (:

i haven't got much to write today, but i just want to get into the habbit of actually maintaining my blog. oooh, i re-arranged my room, put up new photos and rearranged the photos too. Ive been adding new bands to my iPod, cause, well, according to Bunyan my iPod is totally 'shit off its tits'. haha.

Oh by the way, get better Alex <3 !

and sigh, I miss josh :(.

now im off to do something. I guess. (:

liccccccccccccccck !

Ill take this to my grave.

I did it. After months of not doing it and resisting the urge whenever I was in a crap mood, i did it. I'll probably regret it tomorrow morning. But hey, I guess i'll worry about that tomorrow morning.

Cause right now, its the best feeling in the world.

baby . . .

You will never fall apart,
Diana you're still in our hearts.

Never let you fall apart,
together we'll dance in the dark.

Baby loves to dance in the dark,
Cause when he's looking she falls apart.
Baby loves to dance in the dark.

Baby. . .

Baby loves to dance in the dark,
Cause when he's looking she falls apart.
Baby loves to dance, loves to dance in the dark.

In the dark.

HOT CHILD IN THE CITY <3

OMG. so yeah. um. fuck i forgot what i wanted to type.
OH YEAH
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE MUSE TO WRITE A BLOG ! THANKYOU FUCKING JESUS! WOOO

i haven't written one in almost 2 months. eek.
so yeah, not much has happened since my last post (graduation).

I had my formal ( which was mad). It began and ended with alot of fucking photos being taken, which i still have to upload (soz ivana). I especially love the one of me and ivana relieving ourselves in the boys urinals. I bet no one else could do that in high heels ! *shakes fist*

by the way, Tk just wants to shout out and say "Tk rules, people suck."

You know, cause tk isnt a person, hes some weird half man half machine thingy cause he never stops eating protein and going to the gym. and lolol he's gonna marry me for a week (: !
then he'll divorce me . asshole

Anyway back to me and my life. There weren't many exciting things after formal except for schoolies ;]

I journeyed up to the central coast with Ivana, Joe, Zac, Cayla, Erika, Bronte, Ricky, Alex and James :).

i can't be fucked writing paragraph after paragraph on miniscule detail of what went on at schoolies cause to be honest, you probably don't want to know.

SO I WROTE A LIST

· Firstly, I lost my mums camera and subsequently got dragged home by le madre, then dropped off back at terrigal the next day in a mad hotel. Thanks mum (Y)

· Oooh, that awesome piano that played by itself =D. I swear, I will own one.

· I will never forget those British lads that borrowed Zacs shoes in exchange for beer and then tried to get with me at 3am LOL. I quote “So, this Benita, she’s not attatched to any of you yeah, shes free game yeah?” and then "Benita . . . BENITA? YOU WILL OBEY!"

· Me and Erika’s memorable table dancing to Jay Sean. That was fun <3

· Bronte’s attempt at being a unicorn, oh god, the lawlz <3

· Watching a lizard crawl up Zac’s leg, and then watching him get chased by derro kids. Btw he named the lizard Jackie. (cue ivana: WHOREEEEEEEEEEEE)

· Like all other schoolie events, our week at schoolies included hook ups, alcohol & cigarettes. Its just not natural to not have those things.

· Id like to give a shout out to Liana & co for their free alchimohol.

· Hungry wolf pizza and pasta = EPIC.

· It was kind of grosse, living off mi goreng and pizza for a week. I felt like a single mother, feeding her three very hungry and abusive children (zac, ivana and joe).

· Laughing as Ivana’s voice box slowly deteriorated to some raspy thing that you’d expect to hear in a horror movie, that was awesome <3.>

· Omg, all those memorable sayings such as:

- YOUR TOTES A WANKER.

- E.I.N.C !

- Sitting on the toilet (other variations include ‘sittin on an arab’ and ‘sittin on YOUR FACE’

- YOUR FACE

- Wheerrreesss the chapstick?

· Oh God, me and Ivana shitting our pants when we were at the beach at midnight and then all the lights turned off xD

· That awesome and totally epic hot tub at James’.

· Playing ping pong with Zac at 4am (:

· “Is that your boyfriend? No? Does he have a boyfriend?”

· Dancing to Bad Romance with Ivana was lovely. We should do it again (Y)

· And I would like to commend my bravery, cause unlike Alex and Ricky, I actually had the bravery to hold a conversation with chicks that I shotgunned (:

all in all, schoolies 09, at terrigal was mad , and i would definitely go again :)

Voila. That’s schoolies for you bitch.

ohh, and i finally found my song for 2009.

hot child in the city - pat benatar

FCC 09 !

Well, i'm officially old. I graduated :).

Let me give you a run down of graduation day ;)

Well, it starts at school. With our lovley assembly. and omg i didn't cry. Shock horror; since I always cry LOL. We walked into the assembly with bon jovi playing, and walked out with the theme song of friends.
Man i miss year 10 girls <3
Jen, Cassie, Cassie 2, Claire, Stef, Alana, Mags, Jasmine, Angelica, Hampsey, Marie, Samuel, Chad . . .

fuck :( !

and it was so bittersweet, walking out of the Freeman gates with our guard of honour for the last time as students <3, me and Ivs screaming our heads off and driving down Mount St. with Cobra Starship playing. AND ROFL, WE FORGOT LAUREN <3. we love you bby !

We drove from there, to Ivana's household to get ready for muck up (H). Flour bombs ftw bitches. We were met at Ivanas with Ricky, Lauren, James and Tash. From there, we proceeded to some park where i immediatley donned a poncho.
AND GOT EGG THROWN AT ME! IT WAS GROSSE. I HAD EGG ON MY NECK AND MY BACKKK AND ALL THAT SHIT !

AND LOL AT RICKY THROWING SHIT AT IVANA'S CAR!
it wa shilarious to watch her chase him, and watch him cower in James' front seat.
Ivana: WE SAID NO CARS ! GET THE FUCK OUT ! IM GOING TO THROW THIS SHIT *honey and dough* AT YOU !
Ricky: I'll clean your car i swear!
James: DONT FUCKING THROW THAT SHIT AT MY CAR IVANA!

and then omg, everyone was like "COPPERS ARE COMING"
so we dumped the water balloons and sped off like mofos :D.

Me and Ivana drove to James' house, where we proceeded (just the two of us) to hose ourselves down in his driveway. and it was so emabressing cause I didn't know his dad was home, and i full stripped to my bra to wash the egg off -_-. thank god he didnt see LOL.
By then, Ricky and James had joined us. Two minutes later, Tash, Lauren, Marc and Bordalazzo joined us. Compeltley unknown to me and Ivana was that they were sitting naked in the back seat, as Tash had refused to let them into her car in their grosse muck up clothes!

So i was full looking cause i thought they were joking. LOL .

Then we went across the road to Marc's house for a swim in his pool! :) !
THAKNYOU MARC x
it was mad fun, just swimming with my mates and throwing balls. i have a red mark on my nose thanks to ricky :D ! and ivana has a concussion ;)

THEN FROM THEREEE
I WENT HOME TO SHOWER AND GET READY FOR GRADUATION NIGHT !
and at the end of it, fuck i cried like a bitch. Worse than i did on last day of classes. I cried and cried. Im going to miss so many people. Especially, viet, probably since i wont see her everyday like i like to, even though she loves up the road ! :D

and everyone else who i wont see =/
chris, melody, melissa, amanda.
ok im gonna cry. so im gonna shut up

so yeah, i graduated. 13 years of education . . . completed.
man i love my mum for helping get me the best education i could. Shes fucking awesome; and the best mum in the world !

AND TODAY !
I WENT TO JOANNA'S GRADUATION <3
Im so fucking proud of you, and im so happy i got to see you graduate; my best friend of 8 years!
omg im gonna cry.

congrats to all the hoxton girls !
Jojo, svetlana, jess, britney, elda.

i love you all !
but more importantly, i love FCC 09. how am i gonna live without you guys?
xoxox

you cant handle the truth !

king.leviathian.loves.queen.leonidas says:
i love arabs
king.leviathian.loves.queen.leonidas says:
especially YOU
Boneyardss - HSC; i hate you abur ily jojo says:
LOL
king.leviathian.loves.queen.leonidas says:
UR THE MOT BEAUTIFUL ONE
king.leviathian.loves.queen.leonidas says:
IM GNA MARRY U FOR 1 DAY
king.leviathian.loves.queen.leonidas says:
THEN DIVORCE U




nawwww; isnt Tk just the bestest friend/future ex husband/spartan warrior in the world?!?!
i think he is. so fuck off hes my best friend. YOU CANT HAVE HIM

anyway. UPDATE.

i studied today. well i tried. and we all know that means i failed. I failed miserabley.
I studied mathhhhhh, legalll, theni bludgedddd, then arabs . . ..
about 5 minutes on each :) ! !

yeah my life sucks and so does my blog. Go lick ivanas tits. stupid bitchface.

me and liana are playing the question game right now ;)
naughty naughty questions. its quite fun ! :)
wish you could all see it but you cant.

OH OH OH. and theres a friend of mine that im sick of. totally sick of. I never get invited to hang out; they always have parties and shin digs without me; but whenever any of them need something, or want to rant or cry, the bastards come running back.

well fuck off; i wont take your shit anymore. Stupid hairy bitches.

besides that; ily
i miss the year 10 girls.
omg look at her ass uleh !

=/

i really dont want to right. i dont know why im writing. really, whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

OMG I HATE THIS. I KNOW I SHOULD WRITE A BLOG CAUSE I HAVENT DONE THIS IN AGES

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ! ! ! !

lol i hate TJ on gilmore girls, Lorelai is gonna snappppppppp
lol she snapped. LMFAOOO !

"Is she Jewish or something?"

ok now im watching Greek, there are 3 guys in jail. i dont know if i should lol or what.
omg casey is a jealous bitch. yeah you drink that lemon drop slut.
omg this weekend sucked.
well, Andy's was fun. but other than that, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ! ! !
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SHIT SHIT SHIT

I HATE YOU ALL. FUCK YOU

AND LOL AT CAT FIGHT ON FRIDAY.
icant believe this is my last week of school, i feel like crying.
gonna miss sexy cunt & bitch :(.

how excitement !

THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM ON PWDS DVD.
FOUR SECONDS IN
CLOSE UP.
I LOOK TERRIBLE =D


omg i just realised that evreyone who buys the dvd or watches this vid will see me looking terrible LOL.
how wonderful :D :D

=D

DISCLAIMER: I have not written any of this. I am simply acting as a divide between the author and what they wish to express to the world. I am doing this to help protect the identity of the writer. Plus its just fun :).

today was a great day...the love of my life came to my house and we spent the whole day together he uses my bum as a pillow. He also attacked my facebook page and stepped on my hair. He also seranded me and he loves my bed. We went out for lunch. It was so sweet how he insisted on coming over cause he didn't want me to be home alone. NAWWW HES SO CUTE

By the admirer of awesomeness.

btw audience, this is your queue to go: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

It's Britney BITCH.

'GOT THE SWAGGER OF A CHAMPION
too bad for you
YOU JUST CANT FIND THE RIGHT COMPANION'

I GUESS WHEN YOU HAVE ONE TOO MANY
makes it hard it could be easy

who you are, thats just who you are baby !

oh. fiddlesticks

TK THINKS MY BLOG IS LAME
AND I MUST AGREE
THAT IT IS
BUT WITHIN ITS LAMENESS, THERE IS AWESOMENESS.

omg i love that nerd in 10 things i hate about you:

"The shit, hath hit-eth, the fan!"

like LOL.

anyway
my blog is awesome
cause its about my life and my friends
and i think all blogs are lame. but i have a wonderful skill as a writer and i therefore own all. NEHH.


i think im gonna grow up and be an author. You know. Like Mary Shelley and Steph Meyer.
only better :)
ill write about a girl whos in love with a boy whos in love with boys who has a mother that loves too many boys and too many bottles of whiskey. I will incoroporate that the girl has a suicidial puppy, and explore his puppy brain. As well as delve into the life of the girls eccentric family. such as her feminist mother with hairy legs and her paranoid father who believes in aliens.

It will be amazing

<3
i love you all

oh LARD !

I just realised that its 10pm and i haven't even managed to complete my consumer study notes tonight. wow. im so going to fail HSC.

ANYWHO

im so sorry babies, that i haven't been on in such a long time and posted blogs and ranted abou tmy so terrible life and everything blah blah blah im such a stupid whinger and i complain too much. But i have missed you blog, but I don't have the time for you, yeah?

Don't get cut, blog :(.


ANYWAY

I HATE TRIALS
AND GWENHARWOOD
AND BELONGING
AND TEXTS IN TIME
AND HISTORY AND MEMORY

but i love my car
or my sister's car
we share it
but I don't drive

my family is arguing, fuck i love them <3
with all my heart.

and i have so many updates for you !

IVANAS IN LOOOOOVE WITH A DIFF GU Y! YAY
your off the hook Alex =D.
and um, i dyed my hair again. woooo. i had black hair for a bit, scary.
and im friends with diana again, like full tight. yay. im happy, i missed her when we weren't talking.
and i broke my drought xD ! awwww shiettt, but I won't tell you who with :P.


My life is interesting cause I hate trials and im in a mad band that everyone will love cause our advertising campaign will mainly consist of Ivana's tits. The band consists of me and ivana. We are called The Dying Cats, cause thats what we sound like. We shit on all your bands with our epic failure. We will rule the world.

& i love my cat. Hes my best friend. Im gonna grow up and be a cat lady and he can be my fave cat. Or ill grow up and get a job in a peircing parlour. Thatd be mad since i like needles ! fun :)

Ok, so i blogged. are you happy now world? I love you all, every single one of you assholes.

all of you

hugs to all, and kisses if you're pretty :) .
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox

cant wait !

I cant wait for next week to rant, so heres my rant.

SHIT FRIENDS.


Yeah, you know who you are. You shit friend.

Well you're probably not shit but im angry at you, and im too angry to tell you im angry cause everytime i go to i start crying cause im so bloody angry.

You are a crap friend cause you never seem to care, about anything which even though it is really petty of me, i find that really cuttage that you never take a real interest in other peoples things except to judge them or say that its lame or whatever.

And also, what kind of friend, especially ones who have been friends for almost a decade, forget their friends birthday when it also aligns with a day that you were all omg about, Eofys? I don't know why you forgot or if you forgot but that really cut me, especially when you didn't even seem to care that you forgot it or showed any remorse at all.

So, i love you heaps friend,
but i just dont know what to do anymore.

RANTRANTRANT

I realised, that i haven't ranted on my blog in a long time, if not ever, so I have decided, for health reasons, to rant on my blog at least once a week.

This weeks topic is:

DUMB DOCTORS

It was only yesterday, that after succumbing to an illness that my sister took me to the doctors. And so yeah were there, for about, 1.5 hours, waiting for this doctor. Then we waited ANOTHER 1.5 hours.

1.5+1/5 = THREE FUCKING HOURS

So yeah, after that, I finally managed to see the doctor. And it shocked me, that after THREE HOURS of waiting. ..

it only took him

TWO MINUTES

to tell me that all that was wrong with me was that i had a slight fever, and to take panadol.

Not long after this diagnosis i began to :
a) dry heave
b) cough like a fucking thing that coughs alot
c) become naeusous.



So to that doctor at Cecil Hills Medical Centre

WHO CANT DIAGNOSE FOR SHIT

i hope that YOU
GO
AND
ROT
IN
A
HOLE


CAUSE NOW IM SICK AS SHIT, AND I CAN BARLEY FUCKING TALK YOU ASSWIPE


TAKE PANADOL? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS




AS SOON AS I GET MY STRENGTH BACK I AM GOING TO ROUNDHOUSE YOU SO HARD, THAT YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO TAKE PANADOL!
YEAH!


ok im done.
i feel better :).

love you all xoxox.


! ! !
IM GOING BRITNEY SPEARS WOO

BIRTHDAY LIST =D

So, everyone keeps asking me "What do you want for your birthday?" and im not going to be a coy motherfucker and say nothing. Cause i want everything ! Unfortunatley, I can't have everything so i have put together a little list (little), for people to look at and buy something for me if someone else hasn't already shotgunned it.

So here we go:

• Wicked by Gregory Maguire (shotgunned by Ivana)

• House of night series by P.C Cast and Kristin Cast:

- Marked (shotgunned by Lauren)
- Betrayed
- Chosen
- Untamed
- Hunted

• Chasing Midnight by Susan Krinard (shotgunned by Diana)
  
• Supernatural season 1
• cool make up is always a cool present !
• Suicide Season - Bring me the horizon
• The Fame - Lady Gaga
  

i just lost the game -_-

• ummm
• i dont want an umm by the way.
• OH OH OH that Cullen family crest wrist band ! !
  
• Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare ( the actual play script )
• Mini Pancake maker ! ( i think nina shotgunned this )
• Alexander (the movie), the one with Angelina Jolie.
  
• i like DVDs.
• JANE EYRE by Charlotte Bronte
• i like jewelerry and clothing too. means im not nakey.
  

yeah, im done.
if i think of anythign else ill add it!
IF YOU WANT TO SHOTGUN ANYTHING, let me knoww !

HAHAHAHHA

I would just like to say something to this poor, poor bastard. . .

UNLUCKKYY ! ! !

NICLUL :D

So, theres this girl called Nicole . Most of you reading this will know her, the hot goth/scene looking girl with pretty skin and tight corsets. Nicole is one of my favourite people in the world, seriously, and I love her to bits and peices (L).

Once upon a time, Nicole went to Freeman with me and all our friends, and it was awesome cause I got to see her everyday, but then she moved schools to Cecil, and now i hardly ever get to see her and I even missed her birthday party cause of some stupid football game. Lmao, I even remember we cried cause I couldn't go ! :(

So this post is basically being created so I can tell YOU, about all the wonderful memories and moments I have ever had, and hope to have with Nicole.


Nicole is awesome cause we have no boundarys, and I dont know about her, but i feel completley comfortable around her. I can say whatever I want and just be myself. Like, there is no one else in the world who would say to me "Arabs have nice vaginas" then proceed to hold a conversation about minge maintenance with me LOL. And she has this totally adoreable thing where she hates it when people touch her neck cause it freaks her out.

She has the most awesome obsession with the German language and Phantom of the Opera! If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have remembered to buy tickets for the production.
Btw nikky, we are so going together when another tour begins!

So even though i described her pretty shittly ( no words can encompass her total awesomeness) i looove Nicole . love love love her. ! :)

and i miss her heaps !
xoxox

Violent from birth?

Daniella Beatle <>
ommmmmmg i have the cutest story for uu
- Boneyardss [24] getting ready for work says:
ooh tell !
Daniella Beatle <>
hahah well wen we were like 3.. this boy the same age as us.. slapped me across the face
Daniella Beatle <>
and i went crying to dad
Daniella Beatle <>
n he was full soo he goes up to u n tells u to hit him
- Boneyardss [24] getting ready for work says:
LMFAO
Daniella Beatle <>
and apparently u went to him and gave him a HEKTIC beating
- Boneyardss [24] getting ready for work says:
LMFAO
- Boneyardss [24] getting ready for work says:
hahahaha
Daniella Beatle <>
quote "sondanta mkhila"




omg lmao.
lol
we were three!
hahahahaha!

Creature of the Night

Creature Of The Night

the stench of its breath -
the rise of its chest,
to think this thing was once a man.
the filth of its hair
the cold lifeless stare
it knows not what its become.

it stalks the night -
invoking fright,
its morals are no longer.
It's victims flee,
it follows with speed,
to take what makes it stronger.

It's looks always deceive,
"oh, wont you follow me?"
But behind the mask
lies the darkest of dark.

When the dawn aproaches
it quickly departs,
into a tomb with roaches -
to rest, it's frozen heart . . .

Credit for this wonderful work goes to Diana Mitic.
Copywright ©2009 BETCH.

LOLOLOLOL

- [Kryst]Brew;; [ CrunkCore ] Fuck Y'all says:
im so sexy
- Boneyardss makkingg party invites. if you want to be invited, lemme know. says:
yeah man, your the bomb
- Boneyardss makkingg party invites. if you want to be invited, lemme know. says:
haa
- [Kryst]Brew;; [ CrunkCore ] Fuck Y'all says:
comming from an arab
- [Kryst]Brew;; [ CrunkCore ] Fuck Y'all says:
thats funny



LMAOLMAOLMAO
kryst, you make me lol.
hehehehe.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

I WOULD LIKE TO PUBLICLY SHAME IVANA MARINOVIC!
FOR HER CRIMES
AGAINST
THE INNOCENT
DANIEL BOSNJAK!

As you all would no, Bozz loves Ivana. A deep love. A love so strong that it caused global warming and WW2.

So as you can imagine, Bozz is going to be so so cut, when he finds out that he wasn't invited to Ivana's birthday! Can you imagine? THE BETRAYAL!

so now, here is the place, for all Team Bosnjak supporters to comment with their names, forming a petition to force Ivana to invite the friendly Bosnjak to her birthday. If you wish for this to happen, post a comment for this post!


BTW, PENRITH FTW!
and
sucked in Bunyan, poor guy, stuck in Melbourne cause of swine flu ( which is all ivana's fault. uh huh, true story. dont deny it croat)

and i also wish i had been on that Society and Culture camp! :(
i would have loved to see Ivana rooting the heater
and be with Viet when she picked the lock of Lauren's shower, and recorded the whole thing hehehehe.
or been there to laugh at Ivana's Lotus Face lmao.
But alas.
meh

and now i leave you with a quote:

"You wear to much eye make-up. My sister wears to much. Everyone says shes a whore." - Druggo guy, Ferris Bueller's Day off.


ciao loves.
stay metal ! (Y)

Ivana = Undertaker !

First rule of fightclub, dont talk about fightclub.
Second rule of fightclub, dont talk about fightclub.

Well.
Good thing im not in fightclub.

Today I must say, was a lovley day. For a Thursday 2.
It was pretty boring at first you know, there were krispy kremes at lunch time (thankyou Jules I loove you ! )
IVANA TRIPPED ME BEFORE RELIGION
there was double religion. . . which is never fun.
Sudoku, which is always fun!
And, then. .. .
there was the incident with the bag.
I swear to God I have never rofled so much in my life.
literally, i couldnt stand because i was laughing so much. Even my family laughed.



So its the end of lunch time and im trying to run off to math and then i see it, as Hitler would say . . .'a beacon from heaven' . . . Ivana's bag, all alone, just perfect for the taking. In extreme impulsiveness ( ? ) I grabbed the bag and ran as fast as Pharlap, but oh no, Ivana had seen me take her bag and she wa snow chasing after me! It was just like in the movies, i turned around and everything around Ivana blurred away and there was this thing stampeding at me, with a face that much resembled shoop da woop!

In an attempt to get rid of the bag and save myself, I hung the bag on a low tree branch, with cheers from many. I recall Joseph chanting something like 'DO IT DO IT DO IT!'
and i diiidd it.
And i sorta wish i hadn't cause the next thign i knew, I was being held up at the stairs by a bunch of year sevens and then Ivana came, bag, balls and all and buckled me with her (heavy) school bag.
AND WITH THE STRENGTH
OF 1000 MEN,
I WAS HURLED AGAINST THE WALL!


and then everyone pissed themselves laughing. Even I, in my pain, was pissing my pants.

I think that was the highlight of the year, and Ivana, I would like to thankyou for providing me with that memory, which i will hold forever.


:)

i broke the fight club rule hehe.

The serb and the arab!

Once upon the time there was an Arab female named Abdullah. Abdullah was a very pretty girl and lived in some arabian hole. One day, she was all alone and bored when a Serbian girl named Svetlana came and said 'hey, dobro, ill be your friend and ill play with you!" Now children, as you can imagine, Abdullah was so happy to finally have a friend as everyone usually stayed away from her and her hairiness. Luckily, her hair was the most beaitiful in the whoooole world.

It was a rather magical site, the serb with the arab, quite an odd mix you must agree. But they were the best of friends, there were no jeans as tight as Svetlana and Abdullah. But Svetlana the Serb had a terrible, dark, dark, secret . . .

One day, Svetlana and Abdullah were playing with their toys (barbie dolls and bombs if you must know!) when they began to play tickles ! Svetlana was a vicious tickler and she totally owned poor Abdullah. She viciously poked her in the eye with a Serbian flare (her special captain planet power), and then Abdullah DIED !

Svetlana never told Abdullah, but she had the power to kill people with a single poke! Svetlana was very distressed by her actions and decided to use her powers to try and poke Abdullah back to life ! But, being a serb, she failed. Duh.

Svetlana then went to the high up serbs, the power kegs of Europe and begged for her friend back! "Please," she said. "She was the only friend i had! You know what its like being serb. Ive never had any friends cause everyone is friggin croatian! Bring back Abdullah!" she cried! And the powderkegs felt pitty on Svetlana, and brought Abdullah back to life.

THE END.

I would like to thank Svetlana for the motivation of this story!
Copywright BENITA YOUNAN!
:)

take care now, bye bye then

EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY YOU GOTTA GET A SLINKY
SLINKY SLINKY
GO SLINKY GOOO!

Ace Ventura is . . . . ace !



Ace: That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you.
[backs up]
Ace: Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht.
[starts moving forward again]
Ace: That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! DAMN IM GOOD!



i love this movie. i remember, back in the day, me and liana were like 'omg ace ventura'

least i think we were. . .. hmm.

REPENT REPENT ! THE END IS NIGH!

Ill be honest
it wasn't the best
but it was fucking awesome !

So theres me, joanna and ivana, on our way to see BMTH, we're all happy chappies. First thing we did was go to get merch. Even though the line was massive, we had the funnest tiem talking to the guy next to us.

Guy: "This would be the worst time to get hay fever"
ivana: "I HAVE SWINE FLU!" =D

Benita: "omg my tits can breathe"
Guy: "haha you have tits!"

After merch purchasing, we went off to hang around, see people. And gosh, we know alot of people. pete, zomaya, gabo, jules, alex, james, erika, zac and lisa . . . =D

And then us girls ran off for the traditional Roundhouse bathroom photo:

which I do NOT have.
shame.
its a hot one.
THEN
IVANAS LIKE "THIS IS CANCER BATS"
AND WE MISSED
THE RED SHORE
AND WE GOT LAUGHED AT BY THE MERCH GUY!

AND LOL AT THAT GIRL IN THE BATHROOM!
"Is anyone here sober? You guys ! If you were a hot, straight male, Would you hook up with me?"
". . . .YEAH!"

The three of us then decided, that yes, we would like to be at the front for Oli, so we moved in on the Cancer Bat mosh (who sucked) and tried to get in the front. But we died , in there.
and btw, why is everyone so fucking tall?
yeah so, after that failed, we got out and stood at the back.

and then it finally happened
BMTh were on stage, opening with Diamond's aren't forever!

The mosh was alot more brutal than anyone had expected, and we were only 20 seconds in and I lost my fucking shoe, which was really unlucky. Just as I lost it, a pit opened up and i got punched about 6 times in the abdomen and it cannneeedd.
my foot got skin ripped off too :)

But I found my shoe amongst the mosh and ran out and put it on, then went to find Joanna&Ivana, but Ivana was lost lmao.
and lmfao at Ivana crowd surfing after Cancer Bats with no band playing and the guy that was like "roll her!"
and she flashed her undies lmao.

And it was during Chelsea Smile, that i got in a fight. almost.
This Bogan BITCH was shoving me and Joanna like no tomorrow, so i shoved her, then her pitbull friend shoved me, then I went at her again, but Joanna saved me ! and jumped in like a ref ! =D

Kudos Joanna, I owe you my life.

The best song they played was Chelsea Smile. The chanting was unlike anything Ive ever heard. And God i love Oli, i only dream that I could get a guy like him one day <3

Oli: "Pray for Plagues? We don't play that song anymore, its shit. You guys are shit. I wouldn't play that song for you cunts anyway." . . . silence . . . "Yeah, this song is called PRAY FOR PLAGGUESSSS!"

and then he made everyone do a wall of death, it was friggin amazing! I was so sad when they finished, I can't wait to see them again one day :).

I pledge my allegiance to, Bring Me The Horizon.

Be jealous that you weren't there Eden ! :D

' All the world's a stage . . . '

Today was the day when advanced English, visited Pact Theatre to witness Shakespeare's 'As You like it'. For those of you who have not had the opportunity to read the script or to view the performance, I envy you little bastards who did not have part of their soul stolen away by the Forest of Arden :(.

Thats not to say it wasn't good. The acting was wonderful and when it was funny, it was very funny.
Its a shame Shakespeare is so dull.

but yes, what intrigued me about this play was its perception and portrayal of personas. For example, Rosalind for the most part of the play had to pretend to be a man. And i hoenstly felt sorry for her, because she was absolutley stunning! But to continue, there was this one line in the play that made me think, 'omgosh, thats so true'. And it made me feel kind of sad. And im not going to tell you what it is, but its in here =). Somewhere. This line by the way, is about, acting, and it made me think of how everyone acts. Now don't lie - you do it, I do it, your mother does it.

Yes. your mother.

So i just wanted to say to everyone, that if you wear a persona, like the loud girl or the tough guy or the clinically depressed teacher, don't.
Cause we don't want to see it :).

Thanks for reading my bullshit.
By now you would haev realised you wasted about 5 minutes of your life.
Sucker.


' . . . and all the men and women are merely players.'

Friiidaayy

hai thar blog, oh i have missed you. I never thught I would become attatched to such a thing, though I am not as attached as some other crazy people. (ivana).

Today was an awesome Friday. We got to watch this awesome movie in modern history called The Wave which was about fascism and a depressed kid called Tim (how ironic). So yeah, now im an obsessed fool searching it on eBay. Then we went maccas after the movie and scabbed heaps of free food from Amy, cause shes a doll and we la-la-looove her. This was the last moment i got to share with Emily on her last day at Freeman :(.

But it was way fun, we scabbed icecream cones from Chantel (thankkyou) and ran into Jeffrey, William AND Joe (who also scabbed free food from us).

Then Ciantal drove me home in her lovley big car.

and then
the end.

soo. .. school aye?

So, theres school tomorrow. HSC. Assessments. Study notes.

Stockings.
Oh yeah. those navy ink babies are back.
And i swear to god liana is hilarious. This is what she has to say about her and stockings:


OsamaBenita dont make me go back there says:
i like them cause it means i dont gotta shave
Liana says:
LOLLL
Liana says:
i hardly ever need to shave
Liana says:
i havnt all holidays
Liana says:
i'll show i tomorrow theres still nothing there
Liana says:
im like those hairless rats

ROOFL
I swear i love you ewwy rofl.







SCHHOOLLH R@H)(HROWHR()*Y%H_Y!_YE_!(E!R@E!


I think i need to kill myself.
Ciao my loves.

Ok, i don't knwo who i managed to do this but,
I am somehow, following my own blog ^o).

If you check out my followers and go to the first person with no face, it says "Benita". I dont know how I did it. Srzly brew.
My mum just came and slammed the door rofl. I love my mum but she hates me atm cause i woke her up by showering.


I have my first driving lesson tomorrow, and yes, I am scared, not of driving, but of my instructor. Hes Italian and I bet hes creepy. Creepy italian, teaching me how to drive -_-. Im totally fucked.

And im having a spaz attack cause school is coming up and there is so much shit i need to do like study for religion. I hate religion. and my teacher. and im a dumb arse cause i forgot to go to my interviews rooofl.

I just re-read everything i wrote and ir ealized i sound like a fuckign dickhead who writes pointless shit on the internet cause they have no life. I have become Ivana, its official.
:P


We love our bread,
we love our butter,
but most of all
we love eachother


Nightfools xx.

Ivana is late.

Mmm hmm. True story.
I lag at this and now im making two friggin blogs in one day but i felt the need to talk about the awesome time i had with Jojo and Ivs in the City.
The day began with Joanna scaring me out of catching metrolink by telling me about povo people and rapists. So i caught t-way, and we magically synced busses.
But it was funny cause i had to kick her to get her attention hehe.
The bus drives off all tra la la la la and we get to livo. Ivana isnt there, its ok though, she still has 2 minute. tra la la la la. .. .9:00am Hmm, Ivanas not here yet.

9:02 - nup shes not here.
. .
. .
. .
9:10 - Ivana arrives

Joanna&Benita: YOURE LATE! LIAR
Ivana: IM NOT LATE!

Thent he day got funny cause Joanna talked about how i met your mother which is lol. Barney and that other guy followed girls to Philadelphia.

PHILLLLLLAAAYYY!
. . . phillayy. . .


Then i hit my hea don the fucking train window. Then Ivana chased pigeons. Then i chased a pigeon. Then we had Maccas breakfast. Then we went to caps and market city. Then Ivana got us lost. Then Joanna saved us from evil Ivana. Then me and Jo bagged out Ivana (we love her, we swear). Then me and Ivana bought new shiny bras.
Then we went home.
For more interesting (and entertaining) recounts of that day, visit Joanna's blog.
ya poof.
I la-la- love Jojo and Ivaaay <3

The Suicide Club

Now, before you go and start judging, this book that I am about to reccomend to everyone is not totally about Suicide, even thought its called the Suicide Club, by Rhys Thompson, or something like that.

But yeah, as all you fools who know me would know, i read to much. Its unhealthy.

These are the books i bought these holidays:

The Power of One by Bryce Courtenay
Tandia by Bryce Courtenay
Matthew Flinder's Cat by Bryce Courtenay
Solomon's Song by Bryce Courtenay
The Secret Garden
Nightshade by Kim Wilkins
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
1) The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones by Cassandra Clare
2) The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare
3) The Mortal Instruments: City of Glass by Cassandra Clare
Confessor by Terry Goodkind
Tomorrow, when the war began by John Marsden


Yeah. Im a freak. I read all of those.
and now i have an ancient history essay to write, religion notes to study, lstd notes to type up, work to go to tonight, and I still have to watch the last two Godfather movies.

I dont think i can cope anymore. I think of studying and i feel the need to throw up.


I want to start a bookclub. Where people can lend me books, and I can lend them books.
Or maybe ill start a Suicide Club like the dickheads in the book. Friggin ostracized emoss :D.

I wish my blogs could sound like Liana's all philospohical. But i don't listen to Jack Johnson. Hmm. Maybe hes the secret?

Work better be good tonight. Last night was shit. Josh is as annoying as a really annoying thing.
I don't know how Ivana is managing to study. I think i should clean out the shed or play with my cat. I take Snowball for granted aye. I rarley rub his tummy anymore (he isnt lucky) or scratch behind his ears. But hes an awesome pet, he is never angry or upset with me, no matter what ive done wrong or how shit my grades are. And when im sick or hungover he knows to be quiet and let me pet him. I should feed him more, make him chubby. He would be so cute if he was chubby.

OH AND WILLIAM ! I FYOU READ THIS
I HAVE YOUR XMAS PRESEENTT !

yeah. im bored.

I guess thats why i made this blog thingy, despite the fact that everyone else was making one, is that i wanted something to help get rid of boredom.

I can tell you now that this blog fails, because i am writing it and feeling as bored as hell.

ivana is making a chocolate milkshake.

My stomach hurts.
I dont know why i bother with this shit.

HAPPY EASTER

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

I GOT TO EAT RAISIN TOAST

NOM NOM NOM NOM ! ! !



:D :D ! ! !

And i get to wear a pretty dress tonight !!

Happy Easterr my little babies i love you all !

Rah rah rah; Yah mum

I havent blogged in ages. I bet all you pissheads are happy about that AYE!

well; here be my life for the past few days.

On Thursday, i had that eventful and very shit math test.
yuk. fucking two way tables.
and it was on this day that i discovered that .. . .
I FORGOT TO GO TO MY INTERVIEWS ! LOL
seriously, i pissed my pants when i found out.
Box head is gonna be an asshooleee.

Friday; Good Friday!
I went to the cemetary to see mah daddy :):)
(L)(L)
There were birds everywhere and it was real pretty. I think id live there if it werent for all the dead people everywhere.

Today;
i bludged. I watched sex and the city and will and grace and drank up and go and read wuthering heights and went on the treadmill and had a shower. It was an awesome day. And tomorrow is easter =), so i gots to wrap all the easter eggs tonight.
And OMG, i finally get to eat bread tomorrow.
Cause im a dickhead who gave it up for lent =_=.

AND IM SO JEALOUS CAUSE
Ivana and nina and joanna are at MSI tonight. I wanna be at MSI =(.
And i finally got to take the bandage off my wrist so now i dont look like a ridiculous emo who gouged myself with scissors (Y)(H).

Anyways, thats all for now.
Bet your all glad that mine arent as long and meaningless as Ivanas :P.



I hope to God she doesnt read this hehe.

Ow !

Ow. I just walked into a wall.

The day Nina and Ivana broke Benita's hip.

Hello and welcome, my dedicated fans.



UP THE PANTHERS !
42 - 22 !
WOO !

After much consideration and deliberation - i.e. i read Ivana's blogspot and got jealous - I decided to create my own blog spot. Mwa :). It seems like a lovley way to rant and tell everyone everything and think that everyone is actually reading the shit that my fingers seem to be typing. bastard fingers.

So to begin my first blog, i shall tell you all about this day, when Ivana and Nina broke (bruised) my hip :).

There we were, at Bring it on. I was rather excited as our little trio literally squeezed into a cart on the Cha Cha and we were ofcourse seated in order according to weight, me being the lightest. So off the cha cha went. .. . cha chaing? But then we realised that, oh fuck, I was on the wrong side on the cart. The combined weight of Ivana and Nina CRUSHED INTO MY HIP ! Udner my orders, they are now dieting :).

And ig ot to hug that special boy that i hate so much but is sooo pretty. Boy (L).

And i also got to enjoy the phenomenom of mini pancakes ! I will not rest in peace until i have somehow procured a mini pancake cooker !

And for my dear friend Joanna, i bashed that boy for you ;).

Today is also Cindy's Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDY SWEETIE ! BUY ME ALCHIEE !

Im bored now, and im pissed off since people keep pulling out of Terrigal. We only have now. I might die. To subdue the boredom until Shawshank Redemption starts at 8:30, i think i might read Charlie and the Chocolate factory. I haven't read it in a while and i like books. You will often catch me bitching about some author.

And Bozz, stop baggin out Ivana's blogs.

kthnxbye.
(L)