Friday, August 14, 2009

how excitement !




THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM ON PWDS DVD.
FOUR SECONDS IN
CLOSE UP.
I LOOK TERRIBLE =D


omg i just realised that evreyone who buys the dvd or watches this vid will see me looking terrible LOL.
how wonderful :D :D

=D

DISCLAIMER: I have not written any of this. I am simply acting as a divide between the author and what they wish to express to the world. I am doing this to help protect the identity of the writer. Plus its just fun :).

today was a great day...the love of my life came to my house and we spent the whole day together he uses my bum as a pillow. He also attacked my facebook page and stepped on my hair. He also seranded me and he loves my bed. We went out for lunch. It was so sweet how he insisted on coming over cause he didn't want me to be home alone. NAWWW HES SO CUTE

By the admirer of awesomeness.


btw audience, this is your queue to go: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Thursday, August 13, 2009

It's Britney BITCH.

'GOT THE SWAGGER OF A CHAMPION
too bad for you
YOU JUST CANT FIND THE RIGHT COMPANION'

I GUESS WHEN YOU HAVE ONE TOO MANY
m
akes it hard it could be easy

who you are, thats just who you are baby !




Tuesday, August 11, 2009

oh. fiddlesticks

TK THINKS MY BLOG IS LAME
AND I MUST AGREE
THAT IT IS
BUT WITHIN ITS LAMENESS, THERE IS AWESOMENESS.

omg i love that nerd in 10 things i hate about you:

"The shit, hath hit-eth, the fan!"

like LOL.

anyway
my blog is awesome
cause its about my life and my friends
and i think all blogs are lame. but i have a wonderful skill as a writer and i therefore own all. NEHH.


i think im gonna grow up and be an author. You know. Like Mary Shelley and Steph Meyer.
only better :)
ill write about a girl whos in love with a boy whos in love with boys who has a mother that loves too many boys and too many bottles of whiskey. I will incoroporate that the girl has a suicidial puppy, and explore his puppy brain. As well as delve into the life of the girls eccentric family. such as her feminist mother with hairy legs and her paranoid father who believes in aliens.

It will be amazing

<3
i love you all

Friday, August 7, 2009

oh LARD !

I just realised that its 10pm and i haven't even managed to complete my consumer study notes tonight. wow. im so going to fail HSC.

ANYWHO

im so sorry babies, that i haven't been on in such a long time and posted blogs and ranted abou tmy so terrible life and everything blah blah blah im such a stupid whinger and i complain too much. But i have missed you blog, but I don't have the time for you, yeah?

Don't get cut, blog :(.


ANYWAY

I HATE TRIALS
AND GWENHARWOOD
AND BELONGING
AND TEXTS IN TIME
AND HISTORY AND MEMORY

but i love my car
or my sister's car
we share it
but I don't drive

my family is arguing, fuck i love them <3
with all my heart.

and i have so many updates for you !

IVANAS IN LOOOOOVE WITH A DIFF GU Y! YAY
your off the hook Alex =D.
and um, i dyed my hair again. woooo. i had black hair for a bit, scary.
and im friends with diana again, like full tight. yay. im happy, i missed her when we weren't talking.
and i broke my drought xD ! awwww shiettt, but I won't tell you who with :P.


My life is interesting cause I hate trials and im in a mad band that everyone will love cause our advertising campaign will mainly consist of Ivana's tits. The band consists of me and ivana. We are called The Dying Cats, cause thats what we sound like. We shit on all your bands with our epic failure. We will rule the world.

& i love my cat. Hes my best friend. Im gonna grow up and be a cat lady and he can be my fave cat. Or ill grow up and get a job in a peircing parlour. Thatd be mad since i like needles ! fun :)

Ok, so i blogged. are you happy now world? I love you all, every single one of you assholes.

all of you

hugs to all, and kisses if you're pretty :) .
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox