The serb and the arab!

Once upon the time there was an Arab female named Abdullah. Abdullah was a very pretty girl and lived in some arabian hole. One day, she was all alone and bored when a Serbian girl named Svetlana came and said 'hey, dobro, ill be your friend and ill play with you!" Now children, as you can imagine, Abdullah was so happy to finally have a friend as everyone usually stayed away from her and her hairiness. Luckily, her hair was the most beaitiful in the whoooole world.

It was a rather magical site, the serb with the arab, quite an odd mix you must agree. But they were the best of friends, there were no jeans as tight as Svetlana and Abdullah. But Svetlana the Serb had a terrible, dark, dark, secret . . .

One day, Svetlana and Abdullah were playing with their toys (barbie dolls and bombs if you must know!) when they began to play tickles ! Svetlana was a vicious tickler and she totally owned poor Abdullah. She viciously poked her in the eye with a Serbian flare (her special captain planet power), and then Abdullah DIED !

Svetlana never told Abdullah, but she had the power to kill people with a single poke! Svetlana was very distressed by her actions and decided to use her powers to try and poke Abdullah back to life ! But, being a serb, she failed. Duh.

Svetlana then went to the high up serbs, the power kegs of Europe and begged for her friend back! "Please," she said. "She was the only friend i had! You know what its like being serb. Ive never had any friends cause everyone is friggin croatian! Bring back Abdullah!" she cried! And the powderkegs felt pitty on Svetlana, and brought Abdullah back to life.

THE END.

I would like to thank Svetlana for the motivation of this story!
Copywright BENITA YOUNAN!
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